How to Talk to Extraterrestrials

by Maggot House

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1.
Bored Stiff 02:47
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I’m sick & bored ... Wasting away ... Doing the same damn thing Every single day I’m bored to death And this world is such a drag I wanna live! But these walls are closing in I’m sick! & bored stiff I’m fried & warped ... Rotting away ... Gnawing inside my head Earwigs ate my brains Growing numb With rotting bones & shriveled flesh Buried alive ... These walls are closing in I’m sick! & bored stiff
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Crypt Jerk 01:57
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I ain’t afraid of the dark Hungry as a shark Take it easy, kinda sleazy, get paid Good with my back Got a shovel and a sack 'Stranger Danger' is my middle name Here lies Ace Gonna party on his face Rise up! Dig my own grave Creep into the crypt Take what I can get Load it up & sell it all on eBay Crypt Jerk! I’m a con, I’m a grift Work the graveyard shift Know a guy, kinda sleazy, gets paid Just saw your mom Trash for the pawn Greased her up & left ‘er dead ass stained Here lies Kate It’s our first date Dig her up & weigh her brain Keys the crypt Take what I can get See you later alligator, Doomsday! Crypt Jerk! Don’t give a fuck Dig you up for a buck Ugly as sin They're dying to get in Write ‘em off, rip ‘em off & get paid Sneak into the crypt Take what I can get Ash-to-cash Decayed payday Here lies Clyde Ain’t worth a dime Skull looks nice in my man-cave Creep into the crypt Take what I can get Stock it up & sell it all on eBay Crypt Jerk!
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Street Trash 01:45
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All I wanted was a good time One buck for a high Me and the boys getting loaded Live free Or die 
 Street trash Spaced out Street trash All out Street trash Wiped out Getting tanked on a junk pile Viper wine supply Stiff creeps getting shit-faced We’ll take your money Or your life All I wanted was a good time One buck for a high Me and the boys getting blitzed Now we’re all Gonna die
 Street trash Spaced out Street trash Ball’s out Street trash Wiped out
 Looking for a fight! Gonna get tight! Street trash Spaced-out Street trash Ball’s out Street trash Wiped-out
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I Am The Night 00:41
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Ravenous at a tender age Adolescent salad days Pubescent death machine Cursed to be a wolf-teen I am the night Unholy wolven fiend Unruly teenage fink! Pentagram upon his hand Some day soon a wolf-man I am the night
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California Greys 02:32
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Friday night on the I-5 Think we’ll cruise up to Van Nuys Running towards the setting sun But it’s too late, nightfall’s begun Soon these California skies Will have too much to hide When the saucers come for you Not a thing that you can do There’s nothing you can do The Greys are watching you Creatures with atomic minds Neighbors unidentified There’s nothing you can do Spacemen are watching you Invaders come and worlds collide You can run but you can’t hide
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Mutant Pub 01:31
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Round of scum from the well Mutilate! And raise some hell! Subhumans & Oddball Freaks On Demon Drugs & Neon Speed Creepoid punks in chains & spikes A vile smile - Covered in slime! Smells like death - skin starts to peel It’s last call - More Mutant Swill! Gotta taste for the toxic waste! Soylent pink! Just one drink! Death's cup! Bottoms Up! Atomic waste will melt your face! Loose with hooch on Chemical X Boot & rally - Throw ‘em back Buzzkills eat a bowl of fuck! I’m here to party - this solo sucks! Gotta taste for the toxic waste! Soylent pink! Just one drink! Death's cup! Bottoms Up! Atomic waste will melt your face! Let's get fucked up at Mutant Pub!
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Electric Teenage Pub 02:29
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All screwed up in the head Lame brain and I wish I were dead I need a shock! Electrify Plug me in & Horrify One part manic One part beast Stitch me up C’mon, gimme some grease! Lunatic and I’m going berserk Screws loose and my head really hurts One part manic One part beast Stitch me up C’mon, gimme some grease! Lunatic and I’ve gone berserk Screws loose and my head really hurts All screwed up in the head Schizoid and I wish I were dead I need a shock! Electrify Plug me in & Horrify Blood Feast! I’m a Teenage Beast! Stitch me up C’mon, Gimme some grease Lunatic and I’m going berserk Screws loose and my head really hurts
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Toxic Treats 01:20
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Take candy from a stranger Get rat traps in your sack Methamphetamine gummies From the Local Maniac Gum drops with rusty needles Electric Kool-aid snacks Trick or Treat Gimme Gimme Gimme Something good to eat Cyanide pixie sticks And arsenic sweets Razor blades in poison apples Down on Butcher Street Trick or Treat
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Runaway Planet 02:33
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Damn This Machine 02:07
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I was made on a freighter in the wastelands On a Friday night A cyborg automatic with a death wish Switch blades for eyes Mess of wires automate with a six pack Wetware device Logic set - Manipulate & sit back Party precise Damn this Machine Bionic dream Be robot clean I am Machine Born to party - It’s a Friday in the wastelands Androids & booze We love living just for the weekends So cut me loose Damn this Machine Bionic dream Be robot clean I am Machine

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Aliens are real!

A horrific UAP/Mutant-themed EP, ‘How to Talk to Extraterrestrials’ is here just in time for Halloween.

This new release includes the singles. ‘Street Trash’, inspired by the 1987 cult classic b-film. And ‘Crypt Jerk’ about a life of crime working the graveyard shift.

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released October 13, 2023

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Maggot House Brooklyn, New York

Maggot House is a D.I.Y. synth/punk project of Brooklyn-based musician Broose Young. Born of a whisky-fueled love for The Misfits & The Spits, a decade of 80s Horror movies & the best Halloweens imaginable – Maggot House is high-octane, lo-fi punk.

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